Based on the pictures that got hacked out of her phone not too long ago, racy, inappropriate pictures of Miley Cyrus posing in provocative positions, this could be what she ends up like in the future. Fat, slutty, and next to a rusty stripper pole.

Edit: And now she bought herself a $75,000 car for her birthday. I'm surprised she didn't herself a stripper pole and some stripper shoes. Brooke Hogan recently took stripper pole lessons, why not Miley Cyrus?