Looks like a valley girl, doesn't she?

As with the many celebrities featured on this hilarious blog, it is now Jessica Simpson's turn to be fat. Actually, I wouldn't call her fat in this picture...I would call her chubby. But nonetheless, it's still pure gold! On the bright side, her boobs have just got even bigger!

At a wedding, of course. They sure seem happy.

Either she's dancing or about to fall over. She shouldn't get into a car though...she doesn't want to get a DUI like Paris Hilton, now does she? But it doesn't matter, cuz this photo is fake. Yay!