So Nicole Kidman finally got pregnant! Congratulations to her and her husband Keith Urban. In light of all the good news, I decided to make an Ordinary Nicole Kidman in the first few months of her pregnancy, barely showing a little baby bump. How cute! And sexy!

Looks like Leonardo DiCaprio needs some hair taming and possibly a shave.

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So I guess this the 1960s version of Amy Winehouse's beehive hair. Not bad, right? Too bad she's consumed by drugs and whatnot. It's such a waste of talent. She's such a great singer!

And it's all thanks to alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems as Homer Simpson would say it. Isn't funny that Kiefer Sutherland had a guest role on the Simpsons not too long ago as his character in that show 24? Is he still in jail for his drunk driving charge?

Do you know what George Clooney is doing? Because I don't! Is is some sort of dance or is he having a seizure?

Good thing for Avril Lavigne, she's a rich and famous pop star. Because if she wasn't, well, there's a chance she would look like this!

Here's your date to the Junior Prom this year Billy! Mwhahahahahahaha!


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It's her birthday and Christina's wearing some hideous hockey birthday helmet and still manages to look very hot and normal at the same time. Look at that pose!

Here's our dear friend Orlando Bloom taking a break from flipping burgers at McDonald's to take a picture in his work uniform.

So with all the news reporting Britney Spears went crazy, kept one of her kids hostage, and now is in the hospital because she's mentally unstable got me to make this picture. She's in a straight jacket if hadn't realized it!

Hopefully she gets the help she needs fast. We don't need another Anna Nicole Smith.

Wearing his tie and looking sharp, Brad Pitt takes his school picture in the 1950s.

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Straight from last year's yearbook, it's Mrs. Sharon Stone; the Special Education Teacher from New Braunfels Middle School in New Braunfels, Texas.

He sort of looks kinda southern there. I dunno, either way he looks real quarky.

Yeah you wish! You should know by now all the pictures on my site are fake. And this one's a dead giveaway. She's not fat. And she's no Vanessa Hudgens either. Keep being good Hayden!

Look's like Mischa Barton would get into trouble in real life too.

No Hannah Montana Concerts, no Disney Channel, no daddy Billy Ray Cyrus, and no leaked lesbian photos. Just Miley and her dolls. How nice.

This is how Mel Gibson would ring in the New Year if he was a poor drunk. Actually, this could be a reality. SCARY!

Anyways, Happy New Year!

From all that partying, dancing, and drinking, Pete Wentz really worked up a sweat. I wish he had the decency to not show the camera his sweaty smelly arm pits though. Yeck!

Paris Hilton is a Desperate Housewife, mother of 2, and works at a local thrift store on the weekends.

She'll deliver your babies, give you shots, give you sponge baths, and empty your bed pans! What a job and what a lady! She may also give you a little something else if you know what I mean...*sexy growl*

A little too much, don't you think?